to clear the rumors

I've been really busy... so I've been meaning to clear the rumors about our small apartment (I should be doing homework right now).
1. I made curtains less than two weeks after we moved in and they make the closets look better (not really good but much better). We do have a 'door' to our bathroom but it is a pocket door that doesn't shut all the way and I would not use if we had a guest over. and it doesn't lock so no hiding.
2. We have never had fish heads in any of our kitchens let alone in our toilet.
3.We do have a vacuum that doesn't get to hide, but at least we have one.
4. Our apartment is very bright with white walls and light cabinets, we do however have a black tub, it's larger than a normal tub but it's black.
5. I really do love my spouse, good thing.


Oh and if you didn't the rumor about taco bell, you should be able to get a free taco between 2-5pm tomorrow at your local Taco Bell. because of the baseball game or something.